What the fuck?!
MTWTFSS
It's almost weekend

You can't spell amusement
without USE MEN

Bitchy? Sorry I wasn't taught how
to say FUCK YOU politely

The leavy sarcasm in your voice
give me a sense that you are kidding

You're the
peanut to my butter
the star to my burst
the pop to my tart
the fruit to my loop
but most importantly
you're the best to my friend

(Till Helena)
Let's go do something we'll regret in the morning
but then repeat the following night

Sex is like math
Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope to God you don't multiply

I kinda miss the days before Twilight
Real boys sucked less...

Ciao!